From the page: “For Those Who Enjoy Language
1. Those who jump off a bridge in Parisâ€¦are in-seine.
2. A backward poet writesâ€¦inverse.
3. A manâ€s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
4. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
5. Practice safe eating – always use condiments.
6. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
7. A man needs a mistressâ€¦just to break the monogamy.
8. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”